After that little incident where I grabbed Mom's purse off the kitchen counter and started chewing on her cell phone, my parents won't let me have a cell phone.

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So, please email me at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. if you want to "talk" with me.  As you can see from the photo below, I am proficient with a computer.  Right now I have to talk through Mom or Dad, but they ask me what I want to say; give me choices, and I either bark for yes or growl for no.  I'm trying to convince Dad to configure Dragon Naturally Speaking for me so I can answer my own emails.  We'll see how that works out. 

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And check out my mouse pad "A spoiled Catahoula Leopard dog rules my life."  At least the humans in this house got that right.

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